Saturday, March 24, 2007

A wink

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Face Here

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Tom Sawyer

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Flower Whip

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Emily Manne-Nicholas said,

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Greco Roman

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Rachel McAdams

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Sunday, March 04, 2007

White People Love

I searched for "white people love" on google.com and the top three results finished the quote with:
...to believe they're fair.
...Gnarls Barkley.
...fat black women.

Other memorable results were:
...the Negro in a sort of abstract way.
...Cacaine Rap.
...velveeta.
...this one because it allows them to be the “super-anti-racist”.
...everything about black people, well, almost everything.
...to complain and bitch, especially in sports.
...mayonnaise?
...it when you smile right at 'em.
...them some Obama.
...Will Smith Don'tyou know?
...us, or hate us.
...saying the word nigga, when nigga's can't hear them.
...the japanese because they make Bobby Lee look like Mao Zedong.
...to eat yogurt, string cheese and trail mix.
...pizza, black people love pizza. .....Do black people love pizza? (edit).
...to rush up to me and say how “articulate” I am.
...Jesus openly and alcohol somewhat secretly
... euphemisms.
...needless detail, but often miss the bigger picture, unless of course it is worth a lot of money.
...blogging.
...telling people of color how beautiful their kids.
...to go their separate ways once they go to the club, they mix around, talk to strangers, pick up girls etc - Asians tend to grp tog more.
...hoity-toity white drunks.
...water, just look at how they turned out Baltimore.
picnics.
...cheese, black people hate it.
...reading, sports and the outdoor, most Chinese people love whatever is the latest, newest.
...whoring out their problems for pity.
...it when we talk about each other, it makes their job a whole lot easier.
...love authentic hot sauce like they get in black rib joints and chicken shacks, but when it comes time to purchase some at the market, they find themselves dumbfounded by the many, varied choices.
...good old pancake butt.
...the Esquimaux, and wish to show them the same kindness that they bestow upon the Indians.
...you today for the same reason—and that only.
...to be skinny, black people love fried chicken, asians love math and greeks love ass sex.
...to call the police on each other.
...you as long as you talking to white girls and you’re on drugs.
...their dogs.
...me, they say "dude you fuckin' rock"!
...watermelons too.
...cream so they add cream, but I wonder how many white people they interviewed before making their menu.
...their hair, skin, and features.
...him, a vanilla coke black yet white at the same time.
...horses, more than anything in the world.
...sports, it would be a good idear having a forum, so we could all talk.
...Oprah but don’t you think for one min that the sistas and brothas don't love her more.
...DC too.
...dogs and they love babies,” said Li Zhen Lo, director of Many Hearts Chinese adoption agency in Beijing.
...education we logically hate it.
...TRADITIONS!!!
...other real white people cause of all the acting spanish people.
...everybody.
...the snow.
...sun bathing, and tanning beds in order to darken there skin.
...me because I make Bryant Gumbel look like Malcom X.
...forests, mountains, and rivers.
...seeing a black man in a servant position (a la holding an umbrella for Diddy on the beach).
...themselves, so why can’t we also learn from our hosts?
...Indians in their pictures.
...to steal.
...the darkies.
...to get flowers for their friends who are buried.
...the 3 strikes rul so we
...to be whipped.
...their countries but the Muslims of India hate their motherland.
...long weekends.
...Emergen-C and Airborne.
...to hear a black man call them honkey on stage.
...being tan, they stupid.
...country music and only a few like rap music.
...asian so much is because some want your women and a large number of the asian population kisses their butts.
...seeing us act dumb.
...women in school girl outfits.
...basketball yet are far less talented at it.
...fried chicken as much as black people.
...to take a nba player who has been in trouble or done something wrong and make him the face of the entire league.
...to wear big hats, seersucker suits, and spot celebs.
...to ruin shit.
...their families.
...ugly asian girls i really don't get that.
...a girl that is a little black but not too black.
...to give away free alcohol and by the time we left everyone was officially drunk.
...their children more than their possessions.
...their Cattle so much, makes them tell the Enemy, which has been the Occasion we have lost several Men, but we value our Men as much as the white Men do their Cattle, so we desire they may not harbour the Catawabas in their Settlements, which if they do we must come after them, and then are forced to kill Cattle for Want of Meat, being so far from Whome, and therefore if any of them goes down in the Settlements send them back, and then the white Peoples' Cattle will not be killed.
...chicken too, yall aint gotta lie.
...watermelon just as much, if not more than Black people.

Also,
2 results come up for "You black people love..."
23 results come up for "You white people love..."
4 results come up for "You asian people love..."
8 results come up for "You other people love..."