A Tribute to the Convenience of the Snack Bar

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Mary Clare McGregor
Hour 5 Brock
March 10, 2004

A Tribute to the Convenience of the Snack Bar

I told my teacher, "Ima gonna take a wizzle,"
But I really left to get some food at the snizzle bizzle.
Alas, behold, the snack bar's gate was closed.
But I understand they work a lot, putting snacks in rows.
French fries and curlies neatly artfully placed in baskets.
Had food been cold, dirty, unhealthy, sloppy, greasy, I'd have passed it.
Food here is worth unstable hours,
Take McD's and Taco Bell, I keep "the Round," I'll take ours.

monkeymc77: The closed gate makes me realize,
I waist life waiting for French fries.
Thank you, thank you, for being un-open,
I will now use this time studying for which I've been a hope'n.
I could learn French, or split the atom, or work on vocabulary words,
Instead of spending mom's cash on cheesy-cheese curds.
It makes me come to see that food's priced high.
The cookies soft, the pretzels worst, not even green on the fries.
This snack bar teaches me through not being open
To stay in school, don't skip, don't be dopin'.
So snizzle Bizzle, keep your hours unruly
I'll stay in class, I'll go hungry.